I actually have no idea how to respond to this email. On one hand, it’s fucking hilarious.
On the other hand, this is our shiny new medical plan company wide. For, you know, being able to visit the doctor and stuff.
Very open to helpful suggestions.
Dear Mr. Lambert,
Thank you for your interest in BlueLink and/or our BC Life Enrollment website.
Before we begin please make sure that your PC has Microsoft Internet Explorer 6, Service Pack 1 with 128-bit encryption capability and an Internet connection capable of secure web browsing (https). If your PC does not meet these system requirement we will not be able to provide you with BlueLink access.
If your PC does meet these system requirements we can proceed. Please fill in the attached form and return to me. If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to contact me.
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Regards,